16 DAYS AND COUNTING – ODD SHOES! – SHOEGATE!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman it is now 16 DAYS since SKECHERS SOLD Ronald an ODD PAIR OF SHOES.

The shop we purchased them from SKECHERS WESTGATE, OXFORD have still not sent the correct shoe.

SKECHERS UK suggested I email CUSTOMER SERVICES, which I did on the 4 April, NO RESPONSE (except to acknowledge receipt of email and tell me I now have a ticket!)

SADLY I think they DON’T CARE about Ronald having a £59 ODD PAIR OF SHOES

Interestingly SKECHERS have responded in 1 MINUTE to my new TWEET today, saying that CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS will get to my EMAIL or I could RING THEM.

They must have a lot of complaint emails if they still haven’t reached mine. 

I pointed out that I have PHONED the SHOP THREE TIMES, HEAD OFFICE TWICE, I think it’s TIME they PHONED ME.

Of course in the OLD DAYS the SHOP would have POSTED THE SHOE with a PREPAID LABEL for me to send the ODD SHOE back, as I suggested to the MANAGER

End of.

Instead there are TWEETS, EMAILS, FACEBOOK & BLOGS but NO SHOE!

Yours Frustratedly

Celia

FEATHERLITE TWITTERS IN THE WOMENS INSTITUTE

FEATHERLITE TWITTERS IN THE WOMENS INSTITUTE.  image

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman WHAT LARKS! This evening I attended  a local WOMENS INSTITUTE quiz.  I can hear you thinking “what a boring evening” but NO  you would be wrong.

There are hidden depths to these ladies, they may live in DEEPEST DARKEST DEVON but they know how to ‘KICK OVER THE TRACES’ and enjoy themselves.

Our team consisted of five ladies and one occasional gentleman,  who at one stage got a little stern with me, which I will be honest created a little FRISSON between us but before you could say PRE-RAPHAELITES his wife established ownership by announcing they were off on a FERRY to FRANCE in the morning.

But I digress, the highlight of the evening was, when we were given a sheet of LOGOS to name and this picture was one of them.

imageThe ASHREIGNEY WOMENS INSTITUTE decided it was

DUREX FEATHERLITE CONDOMS.

Now we know what those ladies get up to and I don’t think it has anything to do with ‘JAM & JERUSALEM’!

Yours Shockingly

Celia