COSMETIC CITRUS TART RHINOPLASTY

COSMETIC CITRUS TART RHINOPLASTY

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman I write whilst looking like this…..
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There was an INCIDENT whilst packing our bags at TESCOS checkout. This wouldn’t have happened if we had been in WAITROSE!

We had popped out for a quick shop and whilst at the checkout packing our bags, Ronald WACKED me on the nose with a BOX OF TWO LEMON CITRUS TARTS!

I am taking his word that it was an ACCIDENT.

Yours Nosely

Celia

PHYSALIS

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PHYSALIS

Whilst shopping with Ronald,  unfortunately TESCOS not WAITROSE as it was the closest; I felt in need of a little boost of POTASSIUM. So I popped into the trolley next to the ‘BLACK TOWER’ Fruity White, (fresh, smooth and fruity just like me) a packet of mixed dried fruit and nuts. Fairly innocuous I hear you say, well you would think so. Ronald and I stopped on the way home in a quiet spot and indulged ourselves and I must say it did leave a tangy taste in my mouth.

On arriving home as I went to dispose of the empty packet I noticed the ingredients, one of which was Physalis! To say I was shocked was an understatement, it doesn’t take a genius to work out the anagram!

I write this as a warning CHECK THE INGREDIENCE OF YOUR NUTS BEFORE YOU INDULGE!

Yours Tangily

Celia

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