I was meeting my lady friends for TAI CHI today but on the way I had to take some costumes from the pantomime back to the village hall? They were rather heavy so very kindly Ronald offered to carry them for me if I took hirsute Roley and then they could carry on with their walk afterwards.

My lady friends arrived whilst we waited for the MEDITATION group to come out before we could go in with the costumes. As the meditation group were leaving, their leader stopped and asked us ” ARE ANY OF YOU GAY”?

Ronald turned to Mr Meditation and said “That’s rather a personal question to ask”

Mr Meditation looked confused at first and then embarrassed as he hastened to assure us that “I just wondered if any of you were GAYE, I need to give her this” and he waved a cheque in the air.

Gaye is the lady who takes bookings for the hall, in case you were wondering.

My lady friends and I had a good old chuckle before we could settle and calm ourselves ready for our TAI CHI.


The last of the visitors have gone, Ronald is making a fish pie and I am sat with my feet up enjoying a cheeky little German whiteimage
I am resisting the impulse to rip the Christmas cards off the walls and pack the tree and decorations away. Although my dear mum has passed, her words and SUPERSTITION are programmed into me. I know that I just cannot take anything down until 12th Night for fear of bad luck; even though I am a rational lady and it is 2014!

Hirsute Roley has taken himself off to bed, sulking because everybody has left and the last of the turkey has gone. I don’t think Ronald is sulking, it just takes him about 3 hours to make a fish pie. Oh well time for another glass.

Time to look forward, I asked Ronald if he had made any NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS. He said “no” so I gave him some; after all everyone needs something to aim for and if he has none of his own he can do mine!

I am also considering our holiday this year, proof that I have been brain-washed by all those holiday adverts that start on Boxing Day.

TAI CHI for Ronald and me, starting tomorrow, gentle exercise, just what we need for our post-Christmas bodies besides I think we need to get our CHAKRAS in sync. He’s been selfishly looking after his own CHAKRA during the festive seashon

Goodnesh don’t know where the wane went but the fash pie ishn’t heerr yet might ash will fishin the bottle

Yorsh Tippsilly


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