My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I finally believe I have the hang of this SOCKING & BLOCKING malarkey.
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman Ronald WOKE me at an UNGODLY HOUR this morning so that I could put the SUBTITLES on the TELEVISION so that the SOUND wouldn’t WAKE ME UP!!!
Thank you my dear friend Theresa for gifting Ronald the TV and which he has INSTALLED in THE BEDROOM!
P.S. AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE BBC STOPPING FREE TV LICENSES FOR OVER 75’s
WE HAVE JUST CELEBRATED OUR VETERANS D-DAY – NICE WAY TO THANK THEM BBC!
THE FLIP SIDE my dear ladies and occasional gentleman is this.
When your DELIGHTFUL granddaughter smooths your hair away keeping her little hands holding your face and says,
“YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY WITH YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT GRANNY.”
The FLIP SIDE – ten minutes later,
“GRANNY WHY HAVE YOU GOT TWO CHINS?”
Here she is COMMUNING with the COWS, temporary ladder in place to prevent her JOINING them.
My dear little ghostly writer is pushing me for my next adventure but these ADORABLE SOCKS are SIREN SINGING……………KNIT ME! KNIT ME! KNIT ME!
Oh well, head down for an hour and then let me at those SOCK NEEDLES and GORGEOUS SEASCAPE YARN.