CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL

CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL, my dear ladies and occasional gentleman this is another book about me, Ronald, my two hairy little dogs and our FUNNY QUIRKY life in our NORTH DEVON village. If you would like a good GIGGLE and a roam around NORTH DEVON, then you NEED this BOOK.

Ebook.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07G68SX6J
Paperback 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1718159374

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A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS,  WHAT AN AMAZING BUNCH YOU ARE. HELLO TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE STORIES. SORRY FOR THE FEW I MISSED BUT HERE MOST OF YOU ARE:

Algeria, Austria, Australia, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Ghana, India, Indonesia, Ireland,  Italy, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, Kuwait, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Puerto Rico, Qutar, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, U.K., USA.

Yours Globely

Celia.

CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL

CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL, my dear ladies and occasional gentleman this another book about me, Ronald, my two hairy little dogs and our FUNNY QUIRKY life in our NORTH DEVON village. If you would like a good GIGGLE and a roam around NORTH DEVON, then you NEED this BOOK.

Ebook.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07G68SX6J
Paperback 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1718159374

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A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS,  WHAT AN AMAZING BUNCH YOU ARE. HELLO TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE STORIES. SORRY FOR THE FEW I MISSED BUT HERE YOU ALL ARE:

Algeria, Austria, Australia, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Ghana, India, Indonesia, Ireland,  Italy, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, Kuwait, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Puerto Rico, Qutar, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, U.K., USA.

Yours Globely

Celia.

VERONICA’S TASSELS

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I have heard it is quite common to have FLASHBACKS after a TRAUMA. And although it has been quite some time since I was in the wonderful city of MARRAKECH in MOROCCO along with the joyful memories are a few traumatic ones. (I am sure you will all remember the rock that attacked my toe in the ATLAS MOUNTAINS which has now dropped off) My dear friend Veronica and I shared a beautiful en-suite bedroom in the RIAD ANYSSATES and one morning as usual I was up first, showered and dressed before Veronica even stirred. image If it wasn’t TRAUMATICALLY FUNNY enough to witness the WILD-HEADED Veronica emerge from the CONVOLUTED, TORTUOUS heap in the bed every morning, imagine my HYSTERICS when putting my make-up on using the large wall mirror a VISION of Veronica appeared in her BRA and with a large BLUE TASSEL SWINGING JAUNTILY from her KNICKER-LEG!

Yours Tassely

Celia

p.s. I apologise on Veronicas behalf Nicholas as on her return to the UK and unpacking her suitcase a TASSEL emerged that may well belong to your amazing Riad. I am very concerned Veronica may have acquired a FETISH and TASSELS are not a good look on a middle-aged woman out FORAGING.

MOROCCAN GIN

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman we were bouncing along in our mini bus when we skidded to a halt on the edge of a precipice for this photo op of a Berber village.

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We had been advised to wear plenty of clothes as it would be cold in the mountains. We didn’t have a lot of clothes  so I wore my stylish GREY JERSEY JACKET and my dear friend Veronica borrowed a rather un-fetching FLEECE.  The only acceptable time to wear a FLEECE is if you are doing a sponsored NIGHT-WALK for CHARITY! Luckily it was 84f and Veronica didn’t have to embarrass herself!

Driving around hare pin bends climbing steeply, we thought it was a MISSION IMPOSSIBLE which funnily enough they filmed there but eventually we arrived at RIAD DAR TASSA just in time for……

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MOROCCAN GIN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or as we know it MINT TEA.

Of course Veronica was snitchy because the young man served me first.

Yours Mintily

Celia

p.s. Where is all this FLEECE coming from, it’s everywhere, cushions, blankets, dog beds, jackets, scarfs, hats, gloves, dusters, slippers. Ronald has even got some trousers in FLEECE.

FLEECE that’s a misnomer as the stuff hasn’t been within a mile of a sheep!

WHO DOESN’T LIKE A BIT OF LONG TALL GAUL?

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, who doesn’t like a bit of long tall Gaul?imageimage

No-one I hear you cry, so let me introduce you to NICHOLAS our host at the RIAD ANYSSATES.  Apart from being all PARISIAN and GORGEOUS  nothing is too much trouble, he dimageefinitely knows how to look after us LADIES!

His wonderful staff, FATIMA and the LADIES and especially dear MOHAMMED and all.

What is there not to like about PANCAKES and CAKE for breakfast?

Tempered by FRESH FRUIT,  YOGHURT, TOAST TEA and COFFEE.

If your stay coincides with my dear friend Veronica BEWARE! You’ll never know what you might find on your breakfast table, she does love a bit of FORAGING and will have been into all sorts of NOOKS and CRANNIES up the SOUK!

Yours Gaulingly

Celia

http://www.riadanyssates.com

SMILE WARMS THE HEART OF THE LADYGARDEN

SMILE WARMS THE HEART OF THE LADYGARDEN.
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, WE HAVE LANDED.

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Isn’t it the most enjoyable sensation when you step out of the plane at the airport onto that top step to the warmth, exotic smells and sounds?

And isn’t it an enjoyable sensation when your eyes lock on to an extraordinarily HANDSOME young airport official at the bottom of the steps.

And isn’t it an enjoyable sensation when he runs up the steps, gives me a gorgeous smile and carries my case down for me.

And isn’t it an enjoyable sensation to look back at my dear friend Veronica’s face as she lugs her case down the steps behind me.

Yours Smugly

Celia

THE MARRAKECH EXPRESS!

imageTHE MARRAKECH EXPRESS AKA EASYJET

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, you will be pleased to know that my dear friend Veronica and I made it onto the MARRAKECH EXPRESS or EASYJET FLIGHT 6021, with our ‘WATER BOTTLES’ intact.

We were lucky enough to be seated next to a delightful lady J who gave us useful advice for our stay; she and her partner are restoring a RIAD and we hope to keep in touch.

Veronica was on the AISLE seat in order to stretch her legs but unfortunately there was a group of people who thought it was a good idea to stand and chat in the aisle for virtually the WHOLE FLIGHT!  One of whom stuck her BOTTOM next to Veronica’s head! Which I wouldn’t do especially after she’s downed HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA!

Veronica was on the point of ATTACK when the CROQUE MONSIEUR, TWIX and TEA was served.

In the AIRPORT Lady J was a hero when she ran back out onto the TARMAC and FLAGGED down our AIRPLANE to retrieve my GLASSES which I had left in the seat pocket, what a woman.

Yours Frazedly

Celia