NAUGHTY PARTIES!

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NAUGHTY PARTIES!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, FELICITATIONS at this ADVENT season. What a busy time it has been, hence my absence.

Sparks have been flying from my KNITTING and SEWING needles (Ronald has taken to wearing SAFETY GLASSES) as I race to complete festive gifts. image
Who doesn’t need ELF BUNTING?

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Last Friday evening I accompanied my dear friend Veronica to a CHRISTMAS FAIR where she displayed her wonderful HOMEMADE SOAPS and other lovely SMELLIES. Veronica had gone off foraging for MULLED CIDER to keep off the chill and I was MANNING the stall in my own ladylike way, enjoying the music, happy families, decorations and CHRISTMAS atmosphere, WHEN! A man SIDLED up to the stall and picked up one of Veronica’s cards offering PARTIES.
He LEERED at me muttering “mmmmm you do parties do you? I think I’d like you to do me a party”
I just did that silly little giggle that one does when one is nervous, luckily Veronica returned knocking the hopeful PARTY-GOER clear out of the way with her LARGE-BOTTOM glasses of MULLED CIDER!

Yours Ciderly

Celia

P.S. Ronald has just returned from Lidls where he was SEDUCED by this CRISTMAS REINDEER PACK OF SCENTED TOILET ROLLS with SNOWFLAKES, REINDEERS AND CHRISTMAS TREES on them. WORRYING!
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DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MUFFIN & A BISHOP’S FINGER

20140228-020517-pm.jpgDOUBLE CHOCOLATE MUFFIN & A BISHOP’S FINGER

My dear ladies and occasional gentlemen I have the patience of a SAINT. Yet again Ronald and I trooped to the Opticians.

The helpful young lady took some more measurements which she double-checked and another appointment was made for a weeks time when fingers crossed the GLASSES may be correct.

If they are correct next week that will be approximately 140 MILES TRAVELLED AND 5 LOTS OF PARKING CHARGES in order to obtain ONE PAIR OF GLASSES!

Our mood was such that on the way home IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS we stopped at LIDLS. I bought a DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MUFFIN and Ronald had A BISHOPS FINGER.

If the glasses are wrong again next week, goodness knows what we will be driven to.

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