My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I am thinking of making these for Ronald as it is so hot.
THE UNFURLED MOTH? I hear you ask my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
Well it is the latest BOOK about me and Ronald and all my dear friends in our village, not forgetting Hirsute Roley and Polly the rescue.
I don’t know how she does it but my dear friend Glenda has been scribbling away jotting down my adventures and here is the result..
Its so versatile as you can read the PAPERBACK, EBOOK or on KINDLE UNLIMITED.
p.s. Sneeze into your elbows and wash your hands properly, there are some nasty germs about.
HAPPY NEW YEAR my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
Some say ‘A New Year, A New You ‘ but I’m quite happy with the old me.
So I won’t be joining a GYM, going on a DIET, or changing my HAIRSTYLE.
Anyway, it’s PANTOMIME time again and that usually BURNS off the XMAS CHOCOLATE FAT.
p.s. My heart goes out to the Australian people and the other countries who have experienced natural disasters.
pps Here are a few of my Christmas hand knitted socks
Pppps. Good luck to those who are striving to change
Dear ladies and occasional gentleman, this was NEARLY the HEADLINE in our local paper after I had a SPECTACULAR FALL in the FOREST.
When I suddenly found myself FLYING through the air and FACE-PLANTING down on the FOREST floor.
A SOFT landing you might think and yes it was except my KNEES landed on a HANDY THICK BRANCH that was laying across the pathway.
Ronald had a slight PANIC and SLID his arm UNDER my NECK and tried to LIFT me up half STRANGLING ME in the process.
I DID NOT WANT TO MOVE!
I wanted to lay there and assess the DAMAGE, which was difficult when someone is trying to HOICK you up by your NECK!
LEAVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME A MINUTE! I was trying to shout but it was only when hirsute Roley intervened did Ronald RELEASE my NECK.
That was THREE WEEKS AGO and my KNEES are still BLACK, BLUE, PURPLE.
FUNNILY enough RONALD has a few BLACK and BLUE BRUISES too.
My dear little ghostly writer is pushing me for my next adventure but these ADORABLE SOCKS are SIREN SINGING……………KNIT ME! KNIT ME! KNIT ME!
Oh well, head down for an hour and then let me at those SOCK NEEDLES and GORGEOUS SEASCAPE YARN.
PUDDING CLUB my dear ladies and occasional gentleman?
Yes I’m in, a whole evening of EATING nothing but PUDDINGS and drinking WINE.
I’m off to make a HOT CROSS BUN bread pudding.
Might I have acquired a PUDDING addiction?
AN ANGEL IS NOT JUST FOR LIFE, IT’S FOR CHRISTMAS my dear ladies and occasional gentleman, what an ideal present a book is. This story has an emotional and sad start but as it moves into the present day the past is resolved. Celia, her friends and other villagers caper through this adventure with lots of laughs along the way until she finds an Angel.
Celia Finds an Angel (UK)
Our local small market town is hosting a ‘GRINCHMAS’ in the first week of December, with MAKERS and their wonderful GIFTS on offer in our PANNIER market, CAROLS and lighting the CHRISTMAS tree in the square.
Do you think it’s acceptable for a woman of MY AGE to dress up as a LADY TROLL from WHOVILLE?
I’m positive it’s FINE , to wear a PINK WIG, SKATER SKIRT & PINK TIGHTS.
I’ve sorted a costume for Ronald but he is being difficult about his TIGHTS!
CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL, my dear ladies and occasional gentleman this is another book about me, Ronald, my two hairy little dogs and our FUNNY QUIRKY life in our NORTH DEVON village. If you would like a good GIGGLE and a roam around NORTH DEVON, then you NEED this BOOK.
A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS, WHAT AN AMAZING BUNCH YOU ARE. HELLO TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE STORIES. SORRY FOR THE FEW I MISSED BUT HERE MOST OF YOU ARE:
Algeria, Austria, Australia, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Ghana, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, Kuwait, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Puerto Rico, Qutar, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, U.K., USA.