CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL

CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL, my dear ladies and occasional gentleman this is another book about me, Ronald, my two hairy little dogs and our FUNNY QUIRKY life in our NORTH DEVON village. If you would like a good GIGGLE and a roam around NORTH DEVON, then you NEED this BOOK.

Ebook.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07G68SX6J
Paperback 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1718159374

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A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS,  WHAT AN AMAZING BUNCH YOU ARE. HELLO TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE STORIES. SORRY FOR THE FEW I MISSED BUT HERE MOST OF YOU ARE:

Algeria, Austria, Australia, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Ghana, India, Indonesia, Ireland,  Italy, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, Kuwait, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Puerto Rico, Qutar, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, U.K., USA.

Yours Globely

Celia.

CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL

CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL, my dear ladies and occasional gentleman this another book about me, Ronald, my two hairy little dogs and our FUNNY QUIRKY life in our NORTH DEVON village. If you would like a good GIGGLE and a roam around NORTH DEVON, then you NEED this BOOK.

Ebook.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07G68SX6J
Paperback 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1718159374

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A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS,  WHAT AN AMAZING BUNCH YOU ARE. HELLO TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE STORIES. SORRY FOR THE FEW I MISSED BUT HERE YOU ALL ARE:

Algeria, Austria, Australia, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Ghana, India, Indonesia, Ireland,  Italy, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, Kuwait, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Puerto Rico, Qutar, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Thailand, U.K., USA.

Yours Globely

Celia.

RONALD WRECKS THE G SPOT

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman I returned from a very lovely AFTERNOON TEA with friends to discover Ronald had VACUUMED and WASHED all the floors.

What a WONDERFUL husband I hear you all SHOUT and you are correct and I thanked him accordingly.

Then with a HANGDOG faced he FESSED UP and showed me this:


Apparently  our new GTECH VACUUM CLEANER is as the ADVERT says not only lightweight and cordless but POWERFUL!

POWERFUL enough to SUCK UP, CHEW AND SPIT OUT a sleeve of the baby jacket I had just finished KNITTING for a nephews impending baby.

I suppose I should be thankful the GTECH survived and it was just one sleeve!

Out come the knitting needles again.

Ronald has had a bit of making up to do.

Yours Knittingly

Celia 

 HAVE YOU EVER PAID £60 FOR A PAIR OF ODD SHOES? RONALD HAS!

Have you ever paid £60 for a pair of ODD SHOES  my dear ladies and occasional gentleman? Ronald has!

We were spending a DELIGHTFUL weekend away in OXFORD when we discovered a SKECHERS shop in WESTGATE. Great, Ronald’s last PAIR are almost hanging off his feet.

We bought FOUR pairs.

A PAIR for me, a PAIR for our little granddaughter and TWO PAIRS for Ronald.

Or SO we THOUGHT.

Home in NORTH DEVON Ronald DISCOVERED one of his ‘PAIRS’ of shoes was a SIZE 7 1/2 and one a size 8 1/2.

I phoned the SHOP, they PROMISED the MANAGER would ring me back. HE DIDN’T. I had to RING again.

Unfortunately THE PRIORITY for the SKECHERS shop was to get THEIR shoe back, MY PRIORITY as I pointed out to the young lady on the phone, was  getting  RONALD’S SHOE.

She suggested I take the shoe into their EXETER shop a round trip of eighty miles. I pointed out that apart from the time, petrol and parking Ronald would still only have ONE SHOE. 

The next suggestion was for me to POST THE SHOE  with my RECEIPT and when it arrived they would post RONALD’S SHOE.

After TWO telephone calls to the shop, TWO to head office,  FINALLY the shop manager did eventually call me.

A WEEK later Ronald still has ODD SHOES.

WARNING! When you buy SKECHERS check the sizes before you leave the shop.

The ASHMOLEAN MUSEUM is wonderful, do visit if you are in OXFORD. 

Yours Cobberly

Celia

SPAM-BOT ON THE LOOSE!

SPAM-BOT ON THE LOOSE!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman who knew? I’ve never heard of a SPAM-BOT but apparently there is one on the LOOSE.

And it’s not Ronald’s DERRIERE after too many SPAM FRITTERS!

I have been BOMBARDED with new SPAM followers from a NEW BOT but the wonderful HAPPINESS ENGINEERS at WORDPRESS are working hard on BLOCKING them.

Yours Bottily

Celia

P.S. Just a reminder that this WONDERFUL book ‘CELIA LADYGARDEN AND THE CURIOUS CURIOSITY’ is available on AMAZON. It’s all about an INCIDENT that happened in our little North Devon village, of course dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I am the HEROINE.

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These are great short stories by my dear friend and co-author, also available on AMAZON.

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NEW YEAR, NEW BABY!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, as you may well have noticed I bypassed the ‘Season’s Greetings’ bit, I am sure that you had enough reading to do with all those Christmas cards, messages yada, yada, yada, without me adding to the burden.

But here I am wishing you all a very happy, healthy and prosperous NEW YEAR.

Here is the ADORABLE new addition to our family POLLY. She was rescued from a PUPPY FARM by the wonderful charity MANY TEARS RESCUE www.manytearsrescue.org/

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As you can see Hirsute Roley is being an absolute STAR as they get to know one another.

If you are thinking of taking a dog into your family PLEASE DO consider ADOPTING a rescue dog.

We saved THREE dogs by adopting Polly. Polly herself, her foster parents were able to take another dog out of kennels for Christmas and the charity was able to RESCUE another dog.

Polly is an ABSOLUTE POPPET, very quiet (except when I am in the bathroom and she has taken to sitting outside giving little barks) follows me around everywhere and is happiest either on my lap or next to me (or Ronald in a pinch).

We had not planned on sharing the MARITAL BED with two dogs but Hey Ho! Saves on HOT WATER BOTTLES.

Yours Doggily

Celia