RONALD’S SPOTTED DICK!

imageRONALD’S SPOTTED DICK!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman I know you will appreciate a SPOTTED DICK and look how perfectly formed Ronald’s is.

Ronald has been a busy little bee and following on from DECORATING our bedroom and hallway he has now redecorated the kitchen in ‘CHERRY SODA’ and the utility room.  So I think you’ll agree he deserved a little treat.

I COOKED a  BEEF AND VEGETABLE  casserole with DUMPLINGS. Whilst I was making the dumplings into soft round balls, I thought of Ronald and that he deserved a treat, so I steamed him a SPOTTED DICK. It made him very happy.

Yours Cookingly

Celia

NEVER ASSUME

I have fallen out with my dear friend Veronica.

She asked Ronald to come around and LOOK at her CRACK!

I was SHOCKED and took UMBRIDGE to this BOLD INTIMATE request, what a HUSSY!

I thought she was my friend and a LADY!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I tell you this SAD tale as a warning.

NEVER ASSUME!

It turns out, she was DECORATING and had a CRACK in the plastered wall for which she wanted advice on how to deal with it.

Yours Embarrassedly

Celia

Dear Celia, I have just found Ronald’s knob in my car. I think it fell off the rail I borrowed yesterday. I am now tackling my crack. I am ‘doing it myself’! Ronald said to gouge and fill. Yours Veronica

CELIA & RONALD VENTURE FORTH ORNATHALOGICALLY!

CELIA & RONALD VENTURE FORTH ORNATHALOGICALLY!
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, we are off to buy WALLPAPER we may be some time!

After the usual ARGY-BARGY, I finally agreed a compromise with Ronald. I agreed to stick to the existing colour on our BEDROOM walls as he has some left from before and it would save us MONEY. As long as I could have new WALLPAPER on the FEATURE wall.

It made sense to re-decorate our bedroom before the NEW BED ARRIVES.

I fancy something ORNATHOLOGICAL.

Yours Chirpily

Celia

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