A TIT IN THE HOUSE I have my dear ladies and occasional gentleman, and it’s not Ronald
Although you might be fooled into thinking so
As here he is cleaning the SHOWER.
The TIT I am referring to is a BLUE one and I am thrilled that it has decided to NEST in my little RUSSIAN BIRD HOUSE.
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Who would have thought that MURDER would have visited sleepy little St Urith Without Well and who would have thought that I would get involved and poor little Hirsute Roley.
Enjoy reading about the colourful characters who reside in our parish, set in the beautiful North Devon countryside
TITS IN THE BEDROOM ARE GOOD!
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman as you know we have gone all ORNATHALOGICAL in the bedroom. I have carried out a little RESEARCH and experts say that BIRDSONG and birds are good for the SOUL and BODY.
We can BENEFIT from experiencing WILDLIFE and get.ting CLOSER to NATURE, it LIFTS the SPIRITS.
So I lift my SPIRITS by raising my GIN & TONIC as I go AU NATURELLE in the BEDROOM.
Ronald agrees with the EXPERTS he thinks TITS in the bedroom are GOOD!
CELIA & RONALD VENTURE FORTH ORNATHALOGICALLY!
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, we are off to buy WALLPAPER we may be some time!
After the usual ARGY-BARGY, I finally agreed a compromise with Ronald. I agreed to stick to the existing colour on our BEDROOM walls as he has some left from before and it would save us MONEY. As long as I could have new WALLPAPER on the FEATURE wall.
It made sense to re-decorate our bedroom before the NEW BED ARRIVES.
I fancy something ORNATHOLOGICAL.
As you can see my dear ladies and occasional gentleman, HIRSUTE ROLEY is snuggled in for the duration. I think he has the right idea.
Have all the POUND SHOPS/STORES etc taken over our HIGH STREETS along with CHARITY SHOPS? It seems that the brand new goods in these shops are cheaper at a £1 a pop than the items in the Charity Shops which have become more EXPENSIVE.
It is a TOPSY-TURVY WORLD. Especially after the HURRICANE FORCE WINDS. In the village there are fences down, sheds blown away, along with trampolines, toys, chairs, bins and small animals.
We were treated to the strange sight of a CROW trying to fly in an easterly direction, being blown by the wind in a westerly direction and looking like it was being DANGLED BY A PIECE OF STRING outside of our window.