RONALD IS MIFFED

RONALD IS MIFFED. You may remember hirsute Roley had broken Ronald’s KINDLE, this has meant more visits to the library.

Ronald drove to into town, parked and paid for parking Grrrh. Walked to the library, it was closed double Grrrh.

Two days later he drove to town, parked and paid for parking Grrrh. Walked to the library , it was closed treble Grrrh.

Two days later he drove to town, parked and paid for parking Grrrh. Walked to the library, it was closed, Quadruple Grrrh.

Ronald blames Harold the CROSS-DRESSING librarian because he was all in favour of reduced opening hours.

Harold said “It gives me more time for my new hobby, WIND TURBINE spotting, they are my favourite things after high-heels”

Ronald is suspicious because Harold is on the Town Council and he has a new BICYCLE!

Yours Suspiciously

Celia

SAVE OUR LIBRARY

 

Ronald has broken his KINDLE, disaster! So he went to the library and chose 7 books. Looking through them at home he realised he had read 6 of them!.

So We are off to a ‘SAVE OUR LIBRARY’ meeting. Poor Howard the cross-dressing librarian is distraught about its closure. He’s having to move branches. Howard doesn’t drive and can’t even ride his bicycle after that incident in his back-passage. I told him not to leave his bike there. That Mrs. Griffiths in the flat next door is no lightweight. I knew she’d put a dent in his spokes. It will be dreadful if the library closes. I just love to read. I’ve read 363 books on my kindle have you brought one yet?

Yours Bookily

Celia

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