My dear ladies and occasional gentleman last night I awoke to Ronald A FURTLING IN THE LADYGARDEN.
It was 2.00 am and he’d let Hirsute Roley out for an EMERGENCY WEE, unfortunately he then wandered off for a SNUFFLE and Ronald A FURTLING in the bushes couldn’t locate him in the DARK.
He then stood up and decided to enjoy the wonders of the NIGHT SKY.
P.S. Thank you to all you dear ladies and occasional gentleman who have bought my book ‘CELIA LADYGARDEN AND THE CURIOUS CURIOSITY’ written by my dear little ghostwriter friend Glenda Barnett, available on Amazon.com
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My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, today is an auspicious day, it is my late mothers birthday, bless her.
So as a present to her this is the perfect day for publishing my first book.
I have been working in collaboration with my dear friend Glenda who has written about one of my MOMENTOUS ADVENTURES.
Now I am not sure if this is the done thing or correct ETIQUETTE for putting on ones ‘BLISS’ so forgive me.
I’m just hoping that my fellow villagers like their moment of FAME.
p.s. Please don’t feel a obliged but the book is on AMAZON as an ebook, paperback to follow shortly. C x