My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, in my little ‘BLISS’ (I don’t like the name BLOG it’s so vulgar) I aim to share with you my little homilies about life. Hoping in my own small way to put a smile on your face and bring a little cheer. Below are a few hints and tips that you may find useful:
Always Lime with your Gin and Tonic.
Always white toilet paper (what were they thinking when they decided to print puppies, flowers etc).
Always wear trousers up to your waist, and your top down to your waist. Unless you are under 10 years of age a muffin top should be kept to cup-cakes.
Always be kind, there is no excuse for unpleasantness.
Always drink tea out of a bone china cup and saucer.
Always wear a brassiere or a vest even if you are proud of your pert bust. You may like admiring it in a mirror but other people may not want to see it over their coffee and a Hob-Knob.
Always paint your toe-nails from the 1st of April, optional for gentlemen.
Always use hand-cream, nobody likes to hold hands with an Asphalt roof.
Always write thank you letters for gifts or acts of kindness, this applies to adults as well as children.
Always try and take a little exercise every day, Ronald and I always do.
Always store your handbags in old pillow-slips or cloth bags to protect them.
Always use a handkerchief in public, tissues may be used in the home.
Always clean your toilet with rubber-gloves, paper towels and disinfectant. NEVER use or keep a toilet brush.
Always read a little every day, we can always learn something new.