My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I am thinking of making these for Ronald as it is so hot.
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, Ronald has only DRIVEN to SNOWDONIA to CHECK HIS EYESIGHT!!!
It’s a LONG WAY from Devon.
What do you think my dear ladies and occasional gentleman?
It’s PINK and Ronald is in a BLUE FUNK.
p.s. Serves him right for putting bleach down the toilet again without telling me! Needless to say, I’m sitting on a cushion.
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My dear ladies and occasional gentlemen I decided during lockdown, as I expect so many of us have, to CUT and COLOUR my hair.
Ronald said: I don’t like it. It doesn’t suit you. I liked the color it was.
He finished with: At least it isn’t PINK!
I am awaiting the delivery of the PINK dye.
Really Ronald ? I ask my dear ladies and occasional gentlemen.
CeliaContinue reading “REALLY RONALD?”
I LOVE YOU TESCOS, It’s true my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
We are in self- isolation. A lovely TESCO delivery man has just brought our groceries.
Only TWO days worth of food BUT:
5 BOTTLES OF WINE, a LITRE OF GIN, 8 CANS OF GUINNESS, 2 CHOCOLATE ORANGES, 2 MINT AEROS, 12 CANS OF DOG FOOD AND CAR SHAMPOO & WAX.
What else do we need for 12 WEEKS confinement?
Keep safe my darlings
p.s. Ronald is sulking coz there was no corned beef
THE UNFURLED MOTH? I hear you ask my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
Well it is the latest BOOK about me and Ronald and all my dear friends in our village, not forgetting Hirsute Roley and Polly the rescue.
I don’t know how she does it but my dear friend Glenda has been scribbling away jotting down my adventures and here is the result..
Its so versatile as you can read the PAPERBACK, EBOOK or on KINDLE UNLIMITED.
p.s. Sneeze into your elbows and wash your hands properly, there are some nasty germs about.
HAPPY NEW YEAR my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
Some say ‘A New Year, A New You ‘ but I’m quite happy with the old me.
So I won’t be joining a GYM, going on a DIET, or changing my HAIRSTYLE.
Anyway, it’s PANTOMIME time again and that usually BURNS off the XMAS CHOCOLATE FAT.
p.s. My heart goes out to the Australian people and the other countries who have experienced natural disasters.
pps Here are a few of my Christmas hand knitted socks
Pppps. Good luck to those who are striving to change