My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, little Polly asked the question WHERE’S THE HAGGIS MUM?
BLOOD WOLF MOON my dear ladies and occasional gentlemen, did you see it?
I did it was AMAZING.
Ronald didn’t think so when I JUMPED back into bed HOWLING!
AN ANGEL IS NOT JUST FOR LIFE, IT’S FOR CHRISTMAS my dear ladies and occasional gentleman, what an ideal present a book is. This story has an emotional and sad start but as it moves into the present day the past is resolved. Celia, her friends and other villagers caper through this adventure with lots of laughs along the way until she finds an Angel.
Celia Finds an Angel (UK)
Our local small market town is hosting a ‘GRINCHMAS’ in the first week of December, with MAKERS and their wonderful GIFTS on offer in our PANNIER market, CAROLS and lighting the CHRISTMAS tree in the square.
Do you think it’s acceptable for a woman of MY AGE to dress up as a LADY TROLL from WHOVILLE?
I’m positive it’s FINE , to wear a PINK WIG, SKATER SKIRT & PINK TIGHTS.
I’ve sorted a costume for Ronald but he is being difficult about his TIGHTS!
EXCITING indeed my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
My dear friend RICHARD DEES the well know SCI-FI with a humorous twist author (Andora Pett series a must read) has very kindly featured my dear friend Glenda Barnett in his INDIE SHOWCASE.
Many of you know Glenda is my little ghostly writer who pens my adventures and life in our village St Urith With Well in deepest DEVON.
Please click on the blue Indie Showcase.
Oops, there goes my LUNCH, Ronald has just tipped my cup of SOUP down the sink. He thought it was the dregs of my TEA.
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, why are so many people wearing BACKPACKS?
My AMERICAN friends, I salute your Dick Kelty the INNOVATOR of the BACKPACK.
BUT and it’s a BIG BUT he invented it for people who go HIKING or CAMPING – NOT for short BUS rides to PORTOFINO!
A SLIGHT young man, back bent backwards by the weight of his BACKPACK and his companion was standing on our crowded bus from the train station to PORTOFINO. Every time he turned to look at the beautiful scenery out of the window he TOOK THREE PEOPLE OUT.
A FEISTY Italian lady who was in danger of missing her stop had to resort to the traditional method of a SHARP BLOW to the back of the KNEES; bringing him down on his back like an UPENDED TURTLE.
I lost COUNT of the number of TIMES I was BIFFED, BASHED or SQUISHED by the DAMN THINGS. WHAT the HECK is in the FISHING things?
Even on the PLANE, it’s a STRUGGLE to fit my SLIM SUITCASE in the OVERHEAD locker with the BULGING, MULTI POCKET, METAL TUBED, PADDED STRAPPED BACKPACK.
WHO NEEDS a BACKPACK when wandering the beautiful City of GENOA, or meandering along the SEAFRONT of PORTOFINO.
I mean one is never further than a couple of feet from WATER, FOOD, ALCOHOL or a DEFIBRILLATOR these days.
A BACKPACK is APPROPRIATE for HIKING, CAMPING or EXPLORING in the WILD.
If you need a bag, why not a SHOULDER BAG suitable for EVERYONE.
When you are about to leave the house with HALF the HOUSE, ASK YOURSELF…….DO I NEED THIS LETHAL WEAPON ON MY BACK?
P.S. ‘Celia Finds An Angel’
Available on http://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G68SX6J
CELIA FINDS AN ANGEL, my dear ladies and occasional gentleman this is another book about me, Ronald, my two hairy little dogs and our FUNNY QUIRKY life in our NORTH DEVON village. If you would like a good GIGGLE and a roam around NORTH DEVON, then you NEED this BOOK.
A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS, WHAT AN AMAZING BUNCH YOU ARE. HELLO TO YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE STORIES. SORRY FOR THE FEW I MISSED BUT HERE MOST OF YOU ARE:
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