DOUBLE GUSSETS FOR SIR TOM JONES

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman ‘IT LOOKS LIKE’ I am off to see SIR TOM JONES ‘IN A FIELD OF YELLOW DAISYS’ at Powderham castle!!!

‘I KNOW’ I’m going to get ‘FUNNY FAMILIAR FORGOTTEN FEELINGS’ so ”IT’S NOT UNUSUAL ‘ for me to be wearing my DOUBLE GUSSET SILK KNICKERS.

Tom, ‘WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT’? Well ‘ SHE’S A LADY’, Celia, in ‘THE GREEN GREEN GRASS OF THE LADYGARDEN HOME’.

Tom ‘SEX BOMB’ ‘I KNOW’ ‘YOU NEED LOVE LIKE I DO’, ‘I CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION ‘.

‘AT THIS MOMENT’ ‘ARE YOU GONNA GO MY WAY’ and ‘LOVE ME TONIGHT’?

‘MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME’ (thank God for double gussets) but ‘ALL I EVER NEED IS YOU’

Tom, ‘YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU BEEN MISSING’, ‘I’M COMING HOME’ for your ‘KISS’

Yours ‘DELILAHLY’

Celia

8 thoughts on “DOUBLE GUSSETS FOR SIR TOM JONES

    • Fancy being this excited at my age!
      I’m not sure if you would be interested but as you know I published 2 books last year, my next Celia Ladygarden book will be out in August as an ebook or paperback. ‘Celia Finds An Angel’
      I would be very grateful if you could share amongst your friends.
      I can send you the Amazon links if you wish. 😍

      • Goodness. What a busy writer you are. I am not blogging much at the moment but I would be happy to see the link, just in case I get to write again before too long.

      • http://www.amazon.co.uk/do/B01N9UOT2Y.
        I find writing very therapeutic, like reading one can lose themselves in a different world. It takes you away from worries and stress.
        My advice if you’ll allow from a friend, is get out a brand new notebook, preferably with a pretty cover or treat yourself to a new one and some gel pens (with my joints they are a must) and just write. Sometimes the laptop or computer can be a bit daunting but a lovely crisp page is just asking to be written on. It doesn’t really matter what you write as long as you start, who knows where it might take you. Thank you for looking at my book but don’t feel you have to buy it. Warmest regards x

      • Sorry my mistake, the predict text did ‘do’ instead of ‘dp’
        Please don’t feel that you have to buy my books.
        I have just read your post Tick Tock, it is beautifully written and lovely pictures of your garden harvest.
        I feel ashamed I dared give you advice about writing 😔
        I thought you were stuck.
        You write so elegantly, I am envious.😍

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