PERFECT FOR POLE DANCING my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman I returned from a very lovely AFTERNOON TEA with friends to discover Ronald had VACUUMED and WASHED all the floors.
What a WONDERFUL husband I hear you all SHOUT and you are correct and I thanked him accordingly.
Then with a HANGDOG faced he FESSED UP and showed me this:
POWERFUL enough to SUCK UP, CHEW AND SPIT OUT a sleeve of the baby jacket I had just finished KNITTING for a nephews impending baby.
I suppose I should be thankful the GTECH survived and it was just one sleeve!
Out come the knitting needles again.
Ronald has had a bit of making up to do.