SUMMER NIPPLE ALERT? Well you may ask my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
It’s SUMMER and we are all wearing our SUMMER JEWELLERY.
The lovely silver BRACELET in the picture, nearly SLICED my NIPPLE off whilst I was sleeping!
REMEMBER TO REMOVE BEFORE BEDTIME!
Yours Nippley
Celia
I nearly did that once shaving my chest…not something you recover from easily! 😦
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Oh my, how distressing. May one ask why you were shaving your chest?
Were you playing Alladin in a panto,? Or were you attempting a speed swimming record and needed to be streamlined? Or was it for a naked wine tasting?
I suspect you may have taken the precaution of protecting them with the screw top lids off a house wine!
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Summer jewellery! You just can’t trust it.
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My dear you are so right x
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