My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, this morning I have spent 4 hours de-sprigging and making BLACKCURRANT JAM.
It is tedious, sticky and messy, to distract I put on daytime TV presumably it’s for SENIORS & HOUSEBOUND.
FFS, every single AD break, was an ad for FUNERAL PLANS!
For the over 50’s!!!
MICHAEL PARKINSON has a lot to answer for.
And the DAUGHTER who forces her mother to take out a FUNERAL PLAN!
Then forces her FATHER to take out a FUNERAL PLAN!
FATHER then forces the poor neighbour to take out a FUNERAL PLAN!
LISTEN over 50’s PEOPLE.
I have purchased a TRIPLE PLOT in the GRAVEYARD, my dear mum is already there. Although RONALD is a bit CONCERNED if he goes first he will be SANDWICHED between his MOTHER-IN-LAW and his WIFE
KIDS! When the time comes. Just RE-DIG the GRAVE (try not to dig up my mother) and pop us in. JOB DONE.
We Are spending the FUNERAL PLAN money on GIN, WINE and HOLIDAYS!