FFS, BLACKCURRANT JAM & SHEER CRUELTY!

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, this morning I have spent 4 hours de-sprigging and making BLACKCURRANT JAM.

It is tedious, sticky and messy, to distract I put on daytime TV presumably it’s for SENIORS & HOUSEBOUND.

FFS, every single AD break, was an ad for FUNERAL PLANS!

For the over 50’s!!!

SHEER CRUELTY

MICHAEL PARKINSON has a lot to answer for.

And the DAUGHTER who forces her mother to take out a FUNERAL PLAN!

Then forces her FATHER to take out a FUNERAL PLAN!

FATHER then forces the poor neighbour to take out a FUNERAL PLAN!

LISTEN over 50’s PEOPLE.

I have purchased a TRIPLE PLOT in the GRAVEYARD, my dear mum is already there. Although RONALD is a bit CONCERNED if he goes first he will be SANDWICHED between his MOTHER-IN-LAW and his WIFE

KIDS! When the time comes. Just RE-DIG the GRAVE (try not to dig up my mother) and pop us in. JOB DONE.

We Are spending the FUNERAL PLAN money on GIN, WINE and HOLIDAYS!

Yours Stickily

Celia