TAKING THE PIP!
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, can you feel the cross tremors emanating across the air-waves?
Outside of my bedroom window I have two tubs of STRAWBERRIES growing. Every morning I wander out into the garden and pick the ripe ones and eat them, delicious.
Yesterday evening after a day out with my dear friend Veronica, I was in my bedroom changing my clothes when I happened to look out of the window.
You will share my SHOCK when I tell you that Ronald was relieving himself in my strawberry tub!
Even though they have been washed I cannot bring myself to eat them.