My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, can you feel the cross tremors emanating across the air-waves?

Outside of my bedroom window I have two tubs of STRAWBERRIES growing. Every morning I wander out into the garden and pick the ripe ones and eat them,  delicious.

Yesterday evening after a day out with my dear friend Veronica, I was in my bedroom changing my clothes when I happened to look out of the window.

You will share my SHOCK when I tell you that Ronald was relieving himself in my strawberry tub!

The SHOCK was reflected on his face when he realised I had caught him in the act.

Even though they have been washed I cannot bring myself to eat them.

Yours Crossly


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