PENCHANT FOR PORN yes my dear ladies and occasional gentleman it is appears that I am gifted.

As some of you know I dabble with a little bit of writing.

As you can see I still favour a QUILL.

My dear son suggested I write one as there seems to be such a demand. So I considered it and thought I’d have a go, in a ladylike way of course.

I sat in the LADYGARDEN with a NOTEBOOK, wrote 3,500 WORDS, had SEX three times and all before LUNCH!

I do believe I have a PENCHANT FOR PORN.

Yours Excitedly

Celia