What a week my dear ladies and occasional gentleman.
A table tennis table that has been wall-leaning for TWO YEARS decided to leap off and land on Trigger first then me, at rehearsals.
As if that wasn’t enough, yesterday whilst sat on my office chair with wheels on a shiny floor I sat on the edge leant forward to put a file on a shelf, the chair flew backwards and I seemingly in slow motion gravitated to the floor leaving my arm wedged up in the air trapped by the desk and the shelf.
I am going to go and break something today because things come in threes BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
P.S. And before you cast Nasturtiums Veronica, I had not partaken of a little tipple!