CHAFFENED CHOCOLATE DERRIÈRE!

CHAFFENED CHOCOLATE DERRIÈRE!
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, much as it pains me to discuss such an intimate and distasteful matter, I feel compelled to in order to prevent you suffering the same distress I experienced last night.

Here is the CULPRIT!
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This may just look like innocent REINDEER decorated toilet paper BUT if you look closely you will see that the decoration colour is BROWN!

And it SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE!

10 minutes of scrubbing and a CHAFFENED DERRIÈRE last night, before I realised it WASN’T ME!

Yours Chaffingly

Celia

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