My dear ladies and occasional gentleman as you all know HER MAJ is a dear friend of mine and I must say as we approach the YULETIDE SEASON she has excelled herself.
This arrived in the POST on Friday.
I was a tad surprised to receive her CHRISTMAS CARD so early and I am afraid I took her to task. “It’s only the 21st of November” I chided her.
She replied (a little churlishly I thought) ” Oh it’s DUKEY, he’s always been a little PREMATURE!”
I thought it wise not to comment.