I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM EATING A YOGHURT!

Watching the veg grow

I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM EATING A YOGHURT! Or when SHAMPOOING my hair in an ECONOMY FLIGHT TOILET!

HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?

My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I am no PRUDE as I am sure you will agree and I think my sense of humour is still intact but really do we need to see NICOLE SCHERZINGER purporting to experience an orgasm by eating YOGHURT?

Although hers is so brief it hardly seems worth the effort. I’m sure you’ll agree my dear ladies (sorry not you, occasional gentleman) but if we are going to go through all that effort, it should at least LAST LONGER than just the time it takes to SWALLOW!

And while I am having a RANT what about the ‘ARTFUL’ dob of YOGHURT on her nose? She is not 5 years old, she is a WOMAN of 36. There seems to be a PLETHORA of YOGHURT adverts, how many different types of YOGHURT do we need?

Yours Yoghurtly

Celia

P.S. Ronald has just pointed out that my penultimate paragraph may have a second connotation. I am not sure what he means but just to be sure I meant of course one swallow of yoghurt.

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P.P.P.S I might take some of my words back, I have just discovered they have named a Yoghurt after my little ‘Bliss’. C

9 thoughts on “I HAVE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM EATING A YOGHURT!

  1. Ah, here is your orgasm & yoghurt post!

    We like it! And we aren’t easily offended.

    Thank you for your offer to join in our cast of characters! Do you have any specific topics you would like to discuss?

    -john

    • Dear, John, how lovely you have come again. You don’t know how pleasant that is to a lady of a certain age.

      How kind your offer but I was thinking that perhaps with all my experience and being a lady, I could perhaps fulfil the roll of an ‘Agony Aunt’ should your listeners experience a knotty problem that I may assist with.
      I certainly didn’t expect such a lovely response from you young out there people.
      Yours Delightedly
      Celia

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