VIGIL FOR FRUITY VAGILITY!
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I fear Ronald is a little PREVIOUS. Since our return from BEAUTIFUL WELSH WALES to the EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL DEVON he has held a VIGIL.
Not a great FRUIT lover, being more of a VEGETABLE man I have had to work hard to convince him of the MERITS of GROWING our own FRUIT.
Having given in and PLANTED the STICKS, he now SITS and awaits the FIRST FRUIT!