TOILET, TOOTHBRUSH & TESTINESS!

    TOILET, TOOTHBRUSH & TESTINESS!
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    “You don’t want to go to the TOILET before you go to bed do you” says Ronald last night waving a TOOTHBRUSH at me. “Only I’ve BLEACHED the toilet seat.”

    Firstly HE NEVER CLEANS THE TOILET!

    Secondly OF COURSE I NEED THE BL…Y TOILET BEFORE I GO TO BED!

    My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I am not a vindictive woman but…..

    Today I bought an ELECTRIC DOG HAIR CLIPPERS. Obviously I needed to TEST it out before I used it on dear little Roley so……

    I sat Ronald down in the garden and TESTED it out.

    Ronald now RESEMBLES A TOOTHBRUSH!

    Yours Satisfiedly

    Celia

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