TOILET, TOOTHBRUSH & TESTINESS!
“You don’t want to go to the TOILET before you go to bed do you” says Ronald last night waving a TOOTHBRUSH at me. “Only I’ve BLEACHED the toilet seat.”
Firstly HE NEVER CLEANS THE TOILET!
Secondly OF COURSE I NEED THE BL…Y TOILET BEFORE I GO TO BED!
My dear ladies and occasional gentleman, I am not a vindictive woman but…..
Today I bought an ELECTRIC DOG HAIR CLIPPERS. Obviously I needed to TEST it out before I used it on dear little Roley so……
I sat Ronald down in the garden and TESTED it out.
Ronald now RESEMBLES A TOOTHBRUSH!