MOTTE AND BAILEY BUT NO FREE-RANGE CHICKEN
Good day my dear ladies and occasional gentleman and before you are thinking I have gone all ANTIPODEAN this was a COURTIESS greeting in past times in jolly old ENGLAND.
Anyway as I was saying it was a normal Sunday morning in the LADYGARDEN household, SIR TERENCE WOGAN on the radio. When Ronald who was about to set forth for a FREE-RANGE CHICKEN for our Sunday Roast was diverted. Instead he strode with a manly stride to his SHED and grabbing the largest SPADE he could find set about digging up the LADYGARDEN PERIMETER.
As you can imagine I was SURPRISED and INTRIGUED as to what was occurring. I stepped outside into the chilly wind to find Ronald DIGGING whilst MUTTERING about MOTTE AND BAILEYS and REPELLING THE HORDES and studying the picture I have shown here for your interest. With no sign of my FREE -RANGE CHICKEN!
Re-entering the LADYGARDEN residence I discovered the meaning of Ronald’s strange behaviour. SIR TERENCE WOGAN was chatting about his forthcoming interview with the singer SAM BAILEY!
There are TWO messages here:
ONE, SIR TERENCE WOGAN NEEDS TO ANNUNCIATE clearly.
TWO, Ronald needs a HEARING TEST.