I became the LADY OF SHALLOTS and cooked some I grew last year and had stored in the shed. I am going to make a SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE with them with some VEGGIE MINCE.
I hope the recipe turns out to be YUMMY AND TASTY as I am testing it out for my dear friend THE QUEEN.
I expect my dear ladies and occasional gentleman that you have seen in the PRESS that her Maj is feeling the ECONOMIC PINCH.
She rang me for advice and the first thing I said was, “stop buying those expensive PERSONALISED TOILET ROLLS with the CORGIS on!”.
The second was to cut down on some of her GROCERY expenses and suggested she tried replacing her PRIME SCOTCH BEEF MINCE with some VEGGIE MINCE.
“Maj ” I told her “you will all benefit from eating a little less MEAT”.
She said ” I CAN give up my SCOTCH MINCE but I will NOT give up my SAUSAGE!”