This morning I had a lovely young man gaze into my eyes, for quite some time. We were alone, it was warm and cosy.
“Are you comfortable”? The young man asked
“Oh yes” I replied.
“Just rest your head here”
“Mmm” says I
“Can you move a little closer please”
” Oh yes”
“Nearly there, just a few more minutes – there!”
“Thank you, it has been quite a while”
“No problem, everything is absolutely fine, just take this with you and someone will help you to choose your new GLASSES
Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.
I chose purple ones.