SHOCK, HAM & HEIDELBERGCastles on the Rhine

My dear ladies and the occasional gentleman, I am shocked! It appears some of you grabbed THE WRONG END OF THE STICK yesterday. I did not enjoy the delights of a CHEEKY GUTAUSSEHENDER MANN, it was merely a glass of GERMAN WINE.

I nurtured quite a taste for it when Ronald took me up THE RHINE and no that is not a METAPHOR! (See photos)

Message to HAM OF HEIDELBERG: Firstly, I am sorry I cannot be your friend on FACEBOOK and secondly, Ronald cannot exchange places with you on the MATURE STUDENT EXCHANGE and as to your last suggestion. Ronald is the only HAM IN MY SANDWICH!

Yours Shockingly


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