THRILLS, TINGLES & X-RAYS

THRILLS, TINGLES & X-RAYS on a Wednesday?
Having to attend the hospital for some x-rays, I dressed with the knowledge that I would probably have to undress in a confined space with speed. Accordingly I wore some elasticated waist trousers with a tunic top. Whilst in the waiting room a nurse approached with the query “are those elasticated?” Damn I thought no one would notice. “Yes” I replied
“Fine, then you can stay dressed” Great how lucky no embarrassing hospital gown with the BARE-ALL BACK.

She sent me to some chairs outside the x-ray room, I sat. A very good looking young man came out, walked away from me back to the waiting room and called my name. A very drab woman jumped up and said “That’s me”
Strange, Celia Ladygarden is not a common name, so I called out “excuse me” but drab-woman was excercising her jaws drowning me out.
I called again “excuse me” no effect, decided situation called for my authoritarian voice.
“EXCUSE ME BUT THAT IS MY NAME! ”
Good looking young man turns sees me and even though I am wearing elasticated trousers, recognises that my stylish dress, coiffed hair and ladylike demeanour matches the name of CELIA LADYGARDEN.
Drab woman defeated sits.
What a charming young man; his greeting of “hello Celia how nice to meet you” put me at ease and as he explained what was to happen I relaxed.
Laying on the bed as he leant over and asked me in a husky voice if I had on any belts, buckles or zips my tummy did a little flip. Then he gently but firmly placed his rather lovely hands firmly either side of my waist.
“Just checking where your hip bones are”
My dear ladies and the occasional gentleman I have to confess to heightened emotions and tingles in areas that Ronald seems to have misplaced.
In fact I couldn’t help myself I just had to keep putting myself in the wrong position so that he could keep adjusting me!
Alas all too soon it was over and his reply to my thanks “It was a pleasure”
“No the pleasure was all mine”

Yours Pleasuredly

Celia

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑

purl baby

Est. 2019

John Wreford Photographer

Words and Pictures from the Middle East & Balkans

The Plein Air Experience

No Camera Needed

Tips And Tricks

Tips, tricks and hacks in daily life

Best Dog Training Tips & Tricks

Dog Training Guidance

Elin's Era

Life under the thinking tree

Seven Storeys High

A small corner in which to collect my Poirot fan whatsits: art, writing, and sundry. Building a towering edifice of Agatha Christie fun with precision of the fingers and the brain!

Westminster Confidential

David Hencke's news, views, investigations and much more

Help For All

Help For All Blog

In the Garden with Friends

Mosaic Musings by Katy Galbraith and a celebration of flowers and friendship

travelingpersecond.wordpress.com/

Learning Culture by Traveling

Lucid Being🎋

THE STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS!

RECIPES HOMEMADE

Recipes Homemade makes cooking FUN & EASY!

Ailish Sinclair

Stories and photos from Scotland

Agatha Chocolats

Mystery Author & Chocolate Enthusiast

Learning to write

Just your average PhD student using the internet to enhance their CV

Double Pie

Fashion Design Creativity

StyleDrift

Fashion and Travel in Japan

purl baby

Est. 2019

John Wreford Photographer

Words and Pictures from the Middle East & Balkans

The Plein Air Experience

No Camera Needed

Tips And Tricks

Tips, tricks and hacks in daily life

Best Dog Training Tips & Tricks

Dog Training Guidance

Elin's Era

Life under the thinking tree

Seven Storeys High

A small corner in which to collect my Poirot fan whatsits: art, writing, and sundry. Building a towering edifice of Agatha Christie fun with precision of the fingers and the brain!

Westminster Confidential

David Hencke's news, views, investigations and much more

Help For All

Help For All Blog

In the Garden with Friends

Mosaic Musings by Katy Galbraith and a celebration of flowers and friendship

travelingpersecond.wordpress.com/

Learning Culture by Traveling

Lucid Being🎋

THE STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS!

RECIPES HOMEMADE

Recipes Homemade makes cooking FUN & EASY!

Ailish Sinclair

Stories and photos from Scotland

Agatha Chocolats

Mystery Author & Chocolate Enthusiast

Learning to write

Just your average PhD student using the internet to enhance their CV

Double Pie

Fashion Design Creativity

StyleDrift

Fashion and Travel in Japan

purl baby

Est. 2019

John Wreford Photographer

Words and Pictures from the Middle East & Balkans

The Plein Air Experience

No Camera Needed

Tips And Tricks

Tips, tricks and hacks in daily life

Best Dog Training Tips & Tricks

Dog Training Guidance

Elin's Era

Life under the thinking tree

Seven Storeys High

A small corner in which to collect my Poirot fan whatsits: art, writing, and sundry. Building a towering edifice of Agatha Christie fun with precision of the fingers and the brain!

Westminster Confidential

David Hencke's news, views, investigations and much more

Help For All

Help For All Blog

In the Garden with Friends

Mosaic Musings by Katy Galbraith and a celebration of flowers and friendship

travelingpersecond.wordpress.com/

Learning Culture by Traveling

Lucid Being🎋

THE STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS!

RECIPES HOMEMADE

Recipes Homemade makes cooking FUN & EASY!

Ailish Sinclair

Stories and photos from Scotland

Agatha Chocolats

Mystery Author & Chocolate Enthusiast

Learning to write

Just your average PhD student using the internet to enhance their CV

Double Pie

Fashion Design Creativity

StyleDrift

Fashion and Travel in Japan

%d bloggers like this: