RONALD’S BRIEF ENCOUNTER occurred whilst taking hirsute Roley for a walk.
He met three LADY-HIKERS who had been round the block, Ronald likes ladies who go far. They stopped him to ask “Are you taking the dog for a walk?” Now excuse me if I sound snitchy but talk about stating the f………g obvious. I believe it was a bit of a RUSE to engage in flirtatiousness with a SILVER FOX.
According to Ronald they were very NICE ladies and one of them had a lovely pair of HIKING BOOTS, he’d never seen such big ones. He was on the point of inviting them home for a cup of tea when he had second thoughts. SENSIBLE RONALD