We need a new MATTRESS, I thought it would be a reasonably easy purchase and had a quick look online. MATTRESSSSS HAVE GONE MAD!
CLASSIC COTTON, EGYPTIAN COTTON, ORTHO MIRACOIL (presumably stops you getting pregnant as well), VI SPRUNG, POCKET SPRING, CLASSIC OPEN (Golf?) SILVER, GOLD, PLATINUM (just like the Olympics), TEMPUR MEMORY, TEMPUR CLOUD, TEMPUR SENSATION (Ronald likes the idea of that one), ELEGANT CONTINENTAL Then, this is more like it, FLEECE WOOL, YORKSHIRE WOOL, SILK, ANGORA. That’s it that’s the answer. I CAN KNIT A NEW MATTRESS. Mmm but what about all my other projects? Maybe I won’t have the time
If any of you lovely ladies and the odd gentleman have any ideas and can steer me in the direction of what ENGINEERING miracle is the perfect mattress for the perfect sleep, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

Yours Back-Achingly



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