Ladies I fear there has been a grave mistake. Sitting sipping my Twinings Breakfast Tea in my Royal Albert bone china made in England “Silver Maple” cup and saucer. Daintily eating an organic buttery horny rolled triangle, crescent shaped, chocolate filled croissant, (Ronald prefers a bit of crumpet) in a high state of expectation; waiting to hear myself named in the Queens birthday honours list……….
Well ladies I cannot tell you how disappointed and let down I feel. Genuinely I thought this year I would receive my just deserts. ( no Ronald I don’t mean a Knickerbocker Glory). However I was pleased to see so many ladies on the list who have given so much to their local communities, charities and taken in vulnerable children amongst other things. There is always next year.