LIVING DOLLS, LATEX & A LADIES LIGHT LUNCHEON DISH

LIVING DOLLS, LATEX & A LADIES LIGHT LUNCHEON DISH

My dear friend Veronica is coming for lunch on Friday so today I will be consulting the cookery books to find a delicious recipe to put before her. If any of my lovely ladies and occasional gentleman have a SUITABLE RECIPE for a LADIES LIGHT LUNCHEON DISH, I would honoured if they would share it with me.

Whilst talking of Veronica, after much encouragement she has started her own blog (vulgar name) veronicagoesviral.com. Do feel free to take a peek. I am sure that there will be much to interest any gardeners as Veronica is passionate about it amongst other things. I am not sure what her qualifications are, knowing Veronica it could be no more than stalking MONTY DON.

On the TELEVISION last night there was a programme about LIVING DOLLS, we tuned in because we thought it would be about CLIFF RICHARD. It wasn’t!

Ronald thought he was watching an episode of ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES, the one where DEL BOY has purchased a consignment of BLOW-UP DOLLS. It was only when the programme was half-way through that Ronald asked “where’s Trigger” and I had to explain, it was about FEMALE MASKING.

I hope it hasn’t given him any ideas, he’s been locked away in his shed all morning, with a HOT GLUE GUN, a packet of LATEX BALLOONS and a permanent marker pen.

Yours Recipingly

Celia

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